Tom Waits Tour

Somebody said that they saw Tom Waits in Birmingham, he was napping in a boxcar going by and singing about how he met his wife in Jersey when she was a young girl. Anyway the lady who told me about Mr. Waits was playing a swordfish trombone outside Welna's Hardware Store and she was all excited that because the Sultan of Song is going to be on tour.

I think I will have to go on the road. To save money I think that I will make candles to light at the concert by soaking day old bread in kerosene.